Likes and Dislikes. [open]

WhatsUpPussycat?: So hi. My name is Pussy.
WhatsUpPussycat?: Dislikes include cold oatmeal, newsboy caps, and anything else featured in productions of Oliver Twist.
WhatsUpPussycat?: Likes are pretty well limited to handsome manly men in Kilts and very strong breezes.
WhatsUpPussycat?: Who are you?

DragonSong: Hi, Pussy. My name is Dick.
DragonSong: I'm a handsome girly-boy in pants who blows away in very strong breezes.
DragonSong: Likes include pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
DragonSong: Dislikes are more or less limited to wombs and things that connect to them.
DragonSong: I'd say "Wanna put our heads together sometime?" but I don't think my S.O., A. Hole, would like that very much. : )
DragonSong: ...We're gonna get banned from the world, aren't we?

[The following message pops up on both screens]

"Thank you both for your massive disregard for the messenger rules. You can both enjoy this one week ban from the messenger service. Notes will be made in your permanent files."

[And only on Nell's screen]

"You will be required to change your user-name to something more appropriate the next time you log in."

[both computers then disconnect from the messenger service automatically.]