Pay no heed to the screaming...

Alright, folks...listen up. I've decided that everyone's favorite gynophobe needs a little (more) trauma/confusion in his life. So it's time that A.J. met a nice girl who gave him funny feelings in special places. While that kind of thing is perfectly normal for any other teenage boy, for the boy who is terrified of the female half of the species...it's horrifying and confusing as hell. Fun times.

So....step right up and you too can contribute to the irreversible breaking, or perhaps the beginning of something that resembles progress, of this young man. C'mon...you know you want to.

Possible Maggie dibs?